what are the disgusting things women do that piss off men?
Women or men can answer. I just got through reading what men do to piss off women, and afterward I felt a lot better about goosing at the fat girl at Dairy Queen while farting like a gatling gun and making barefoot and preggers jokes and not taking a bath or clipping my toenails since Nixon was president and tossing my filthy underwear at the Mexican maid like she was a hat rack (and trying to bang her too) and trying to get a BJ (after I got shot down by the maid) by bribing my maybe soon to be ex-wife with a half melted Dilly bar and promises that from here on out I'd go out in the hall to fart, and I thought the least I could do is give the women a chance to feel all gooder about themselves, too.
No need to thank me, just be HONEST.
2006-12-01 04:40:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
atchoo....honk...SPRAZZbriarBArkSKEbrarraaazzz.....BELCH
2006-12-01 04:53:48 · update #1
BarkSKreeBArk.....BELCH
2006-12-01 04:54:51 · update #2
BarkSKreeBArk.....BELCH
2006-12-01 04:54:55 · update #3
I don't like the sneaky farts......
They blame 'em on the dog.
2006-12-01 10:10:41 · update #4
serious this time. One disgusting thing they do is wait for you to go out of town, then drain all the bank accounts, take EVERYTHING out of the house, grab the kids and RUN OFF to a different state because they found somebody else. Hit you up for child support and do their dead level best to screw you over on visitation.
But hell. We fart. We deserve it, yo?
2006-12-02 00:26:01 · update #5
Careful man, this is enemy territory for us. There's a LOT of liberated women in this section.
I'm disgusted by women when they:
1. Use guilt trips (I cannot believe the level they stoop to without shame).
2. Complain and gripe to each other about how terrible their husbands (or boyfriends, or brothers) are.
3. Try to exert complete control over you through their scheming.
4. Chew on their skin (I swear, a lot of them do it).
5. Yeah, their period is disgusting.
6. Dress immodestly (implying that we are incapable of caring about anything but sex).
7. Act superior (you've seen them rolling their eyes with each other about us).
All that said, I am thrilled to say that I have met a few girls in my life who do none of this, and am looking forward to marrying one someday. Keep looking man, they are out there.
2006-12-01 10:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably all the complaining and stupid comments we do and say.
"Were you checking out that girl?"
"Do I look fat in these pants?"
"Are you cheating on me?"
"Do you think she looks better than me?"
My ex boyfriend sounded like a girl and all that sh*t used to really annoy me!!
2006-12-01 05:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I know guys (like you) hate it when we have opinions, speak when we're not spoken to, and wear clothes. I know...disgusting, right? But that's why I do it, just to piss you guys off.
2006-12-01 06:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by wendy g 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Having their time of the month is disgusting. Can't really blame them though. I know my wife would rather not have it.
2006-12-01 04:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Cadair360 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I know you guys hate it when you know we are right. Enough said.
2006-12-01 08:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2006-12-01 12:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋