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I make him sleep with the dog...he farts, that will teach him.

2006-12-01 04:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by oppsupsideurhead 5 · 0 0

My Lawn Gnome is a Gangster of Love. So I let him slide from what I understand it's a rough Night life.

2006-12-01 12:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0 0

Yep, right now my Gnome is at the unemployment office right now.After several write-ups I had to let him go!

2006-12-01 12:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gifted and Gracious 3 · 0 0

Mine took off!
The last time I saw him he was floating over a football game attached to a balloon screaming about hotels or something like that!

2006-12-01 12:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 1 0

Mine is a good guy he tripped the electric meter reader so I moved him away from the flamingos!

2006-12-01 12:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

no.. but I would like to punish my neighbours who put those stupid things in their yards along with those stupid lawn ornaments that 'run' when the wind blows them

2006-12-01 12:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by puresatin 5 · 0 0

Put a small hole under one of his feet. Eventually he fills with bugs and never sleeps again.

2006-12-01 12:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jegis H. Corbet 4 · 0 0

yes, I let my dog out on my Lawn

2006-12-01 12:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0 0

yes! I punish him with all my fury! I don't pay him to sleep, I hope he likes the feeling of the whip on his ***!

2006-12-01 12:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by Dark Sunshine 3 · 0 0

Mine is hibernating for the winter. It's cheaper than paying him unemployment!

2006-12-01 12:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by SUzyQ 4 · 0 0

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