i know its hard to choose since there's so many but what quote has you in stiches every time you hear it?
2006-12-01 04:23:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anne M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
mr. burns- "...use an open faced club, a sand wedge!"
homer- "mmmm open face club sandwich.."
or
dr. hibbert- "good lord, you're wasting thousands of dollars of interfuron!"
homer- "and you're interfeuron with our good time!"
or Flanders on the internet- "....all those strangers, googling each other..."
2006-12-01 04:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by killer boot 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it would probably be the one with the X-Files people
Scully: Homer, were going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. *Beeep* (lie detector goes off)
Or....
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
OR....
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
More quotes!
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...
2006-12-01 08:03:30 · answer #2 · answered by Raptor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man!
its so hard to think of one memorable quote.. so many have had me in stitches...this one is pretty good, and of course, its a Homer quote "Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff outta my brain. Remember when I took that wine tasting lesson and I forgot how to drive?"
there are soo many more that get me just roaring laughing, but i saw this one and its pretty good..
simpsons rule!
2006-12-01 04:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by nicoles1504 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the episode where the aliens take over Clinton and Dole's bodies during their campaigns, and Dole (I think) starts off a speech:
"Abortions for all!" Followed by mumbling from the crowd.
"Abortions for none!" Followed by more mumbling from the crowd.
"Abortions for some, and little American flags for all!" To which the crowd applauds and cheers.
2006-12-01 04:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kballs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marge: Homer is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
2006-12-01 05:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by isthisinuisetoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lisa: What do you tell a boy to let him know you’re not interested?
Homer: “…me no speak English; I’m married to the sea; I don’t want to kill you but I will…and if that doesn’t work, six simple words: I'm not gay, but I’ll learn.”
2006-12-01 04:36:17 · answer #6 · answered by tk_tembo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
2006-12-01 05:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that!"
-Homer on the Simpsons' illegal cable bill in "Lisa vs. the 8th Commandment"
2006-12-01 04:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From "Homer the Heretic"
Homer: "He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge"
:D
2006-12-01 04:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by EddieEXD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
2006-12-01 04:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋