Who believes that people come from monkeys?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Tulip, no more wondering if this is true or not, just read and participate in the following experiment. To prove to you that we do descend from monkey's I am Going to talk to you in ' Monkey Language'. Are you ready? OK no pi?s ta kinking. Now relax, now Tulip do be serious or this won't work, now this is becoming boring. Ready, OK here goes '' Ow oow oow o o o oow oow screech ukkk oo chatter chatter oow. Did you get that Now what did the monkey say to you?. Actually he was asking you out to dinner tomorrow evening. You think it might have been George Bush or Tony Blair. Well, that's a good answer and I can see your point, their always getting up to monkey business and lets face it the pair of them look and act like monkeys and their brains are no bigger ,so, may be your right. If you accept find a restaurant with plenty of banana menus. If he oow's an ar's dump him.
Tell me why do you want to date a monkey anyway when there's plenty on the Net to chose from. I.e Buddy, Glen etc.

Answer 3

1. Evolutionists don't believe we came from monkeys or Chimpanzees. All they say is that Chimpanzees are the closest living relatives to us. Monkeys and other apes are the ones with whom we share the most recent ancestors. We even share ancestors with mice, for that matter.

2. In the scientific community, evolution is as much as a fact as earth goes round the Sun.

3. Don't make ignorant comments such as "If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" . Humans are apes as well.

Answer 4

Well, I didn't until I read Old Guy's answer. Then I was reminded of the theory about monkeys and the works of Shakespeare.

Either that or too many herbal remedies there Old Guy.

Answer 5

Hmm. Interesting question, and interesting answers given so far. I like the input from Admiralbob77, who pointed out that if we go far back enough, we run into a chimp like person, but that made me wonder what happens when we go forward instead of backward. Will we eventually look like aliens from outer space, or what we believe they look like. You know, about chimp size, but with bigger heads and eyes?

Don't think anyone knows the answer to your question with certainty, but I've often suspected we might come from flowers. As I get older and like vegetables more and more, my flower theory seems more and more plausible. My final guess, at the moment, is that we were all, at one time, tulips. What do you think?

And, if you don't agree with me, then could you explain why it is that we still have two lips? I think there's a message there. Don't you?

Answer 6

No body.Even the Theory of Evolution says that there is a "Missing Link" between monkey and man.

Answer 7

Nobody - not even supporters of evolution - believe that "people come from monkeys." The people alive today came from their parents, also people; who in turn came from their parents, also people. Evolution proposes slow and relatively gradual change in genetics and morphology of a species, Homo Sapiens inclusive.

Rather, the current evolutionary evidence for the descent of man suggests that modern humans evolved from Homo Sapiens Idaltu, an earlier but near modern subspecies of man. He in turn, likely evolved from an archaic subspecies form of Sapiens. Our predecessor species was probably Homo Erectus. He descended from a line leading to Homo Ergaster, possibly leading back to Homo Habilis. We're still in our genus, here, and I think you can see that people descend from other people going back a long ways.

Now - if you go back far enough, you do get to the Australopithecines, who were upright chimpanzee-like apes. And yes, I think the evidence is there that if you go back far enough, that's who you find on the family tree. But you have to go back hundreds of thousands of generations to do this - and you would have to go back much, much farther to find a small tailed primate that could be characterized as a "monkey."

Now, that's not exactly a recent ancestry, and so it cannot truly be said that we "come from monkeys." It is a lot more complicated than that.

Answer 8

No one believes that people come from monkeys, but we have evolved with them and along side them and have kept our separate path. we have no more come from monkeys than we have come from pigs, our DNA is quite close to both, that's all.

Answer 9

I dont believe in monkeys.

Answer 10

Tulip. Are you a creationist Christian, or do you simply lack any knowledge of evolutionary theory? It is tiresome to continually repeat - Man did not "come from Monkeys". Take a little time, and study the facts, then the next time someone posts this absurd question, you can answer it. Me, I can`t be bothered.

Answer 11

People did not come from monkeys. Monkeys and people evolved from the same common ancestor. Why cannot people accept that evolution does not go against G-d. It easily could be his way of developing life. I believe in G-d and evolution.