My friend just called my cell phone and she says that she is in the forest and a gorilla is chasing her. She needs help!!!
2006-12-01 02:22:12 · 23 answers · asked by beileve in the unicorn!!!!! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DONT WORRY ILL CALL THE POLICE
2006-12-01 02:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn around a scream like a banshee and wave my arms around and start chasing it.
Then I'd wonder what someone had slipped in my drink because gorillas live in the jungle not the forest.
2006-12-01 02:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by soccermomw3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo, I'd be freaking out. Does she have situational weapons nearby, like huge branches? If so, then I say have her make a last stand if she can't get to a gorilla-free shelter.
2006-12-01 02:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is a kind of a situation. But the best thing will be to avoid showing any signs of aggression, but maybe to have a hard stick just in case for any event, though I doubt it would help.
2006-12-01 02:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her to sit down, start huffing and puffing, inflating her cheeks and snorting, tell her to pluck grass and throw it in the air. If the gorilla doesn't sit down and laughs it's head off then she is in real trouble.
2006-12-01 02:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn around and start chasing him, that ought to confuse him!
2006-12-01 02:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by brandy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ummm..escape from there, lose him, or whatever just to stay alive! If having a cellphone, then call somebody
2006-12-01 02:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Climb up a tree.
2006-12-01 07:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop, Collaborate, & Listen
2006-12-01 02:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by redroute36 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Offer him a banana
2006-12-01 02:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Play dead.
Nah... Throw something at it or shoot it.
Heck! I don't know! good thing a monkey is not chasing me!
2006-12-01 02:24:31 · answer #11 · answered by Mujer Bonita 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋