last night i got an erection and it broke through the ceiling, my mum thought i was being rapped but she saw my willy and fainted partly because it hit her in the face
2006-12-01 01:49:16 · 61 answers · asked by Stephen H 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
don't be a knob
2006-12-01 01:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by ag 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
can't anyone take a joke in here?
is everyone having pms or something?
mate i feel for you. repairing the ceiling isn't all that hard, if you get some plasterboards and nail them to the beams on the ceiling that should sort it, just put up wallpaper or something and then paint over it, your ceiling will be all brand new.
it must have really itched when you went through the carpet huh?
next time, try sleeping with it wrapped around your leg you see? if you sow an extra leg on yoru pjs and put a zip on either side of it you can have some directional control using your legs!! lol!!
i haven't had a chance 4 imature jokes in a while... cheers
people should chill out !!
2006-12-01 02:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously call the Housing Department of your local council, either that or move into your own room and stop sleeping in the lower bunk.
2006-12-01 03:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know how you feel, I went to the tailors last week. He said which side do you dress to left or right?
I replied it doesn't matter just leave the trousers baggy on the knee!!lol
2006-12-01 02:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by bearerofknowledge 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't seen anyone ramble this badly since I saw FOX TV's "When Drunks Get Breathalyzed."
2006-12-01 02:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This must be the record you're looking for: 'High Hopes' sung by Frank Sinatra.
2006-12-01 01:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dream on master bates you,ve pulled your pudding so much with miss palmer that your wife is only seeing big through a microscope and a pair of tweezers
2006-12-01 01:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by martin r 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is a stupid question and I am not surprised you haven't had any positive votes at the time of me writing this.
2006-12-02 09:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by dayle123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick freak and there is no possible way. You know where liars go right and you shouldn't be doing that with your mother around!!!!
2006-12-01 01:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by Babygurl Alex!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the schools already broken up for Xmas.
2006-12-01 01:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by Annie M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHAT A WASTE!!!, You poor guy, im really sorry but you know you should'nt tell lies, have you ever read the book pinochio?
2006-12-01 02:35:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋