Dont you think its about time we stopped being so barbaric and quit wedging the top of the christmas tree up the fairies bottom?Its not nice,its not kind and its sure not festive.Christmas fairies have feelings too and they have their uses ......collecting teeth etc.I vote for replacing the fairy with a chav.... wedge the little bleeder at the top and cover its burberry hat in chrismas lights and tinsel.Festive and a crime reducing solution all in one.What do you say.....Release the fairies,adopt a chav this christmas time.
2006-12-01 00:30:32 · 28 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I wouod certianly be on board with this if we could have a stuffed chav instead... don't think i could put up with the swearing, spitting, irritating voice and smell of white lightening and 20/20!! top idea tho! xxx
2006-12-01 00:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by SARA H 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, unfortunately it's a long tradition, and it all started one Christmas many years ago when Santa got hold of several thousand cheap Christmas trees. The fairy asked Santa what she should do with them, so he said "Give one to every town in the world", so she did this but had loads left over. So santa said "give one to every hospital", so she did, but still had loads left. This went on for ages, Santa telling the fairy to give the trees to all and sundry. Eventually the fairy asked Santa what to do with the one remaining tree she had left. He told her what to do with it, which is why you have a fairy on top of the Christmas tree.
2006-12-01 00:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by Dave T 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice idea, but I would be a bit worried that in the middle of the night, the Chav would extract the top of the tree from his @rse, climb down and rob my house while videoing it all on my yet to be nicked mobile, then scarper (after drinking all my Christmas booze!) Prob safer to stick to my star, but I would really enjoy sticking the tree as far up that Chav as possible!!
2006-12-01 00:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Save the Christmas faeries campaign! and help the woodland realm too...with all the Lil fairy rings!
Though, this is only my opinion, but wouldn't it be cruel to stick anything up on the top of an enormous Christmas tree?
2006-12-01 02:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by Destinysfaith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god i`m soooooooo glad u brought this subject up! it takes months after xmas for my bottom to heal! mummy and daddy think it`s cool to stick me up the top of that tree and those bl@@dy pine needles just kill me! i`m just glad my baggy nappy covers the swelling! the problem is tho` if u use THAT chav on top of the tree the whole tree will disappear but i suppose his eyes will light up and flash! why not just forget the tree and just wire him up to the mains! wiv all his hair sticking up and the pure bright lights will make everyone think u have the perfect tree. stick an apple in his gob and some duct tape over his mouth to muffle the noise and u could be on to a winner!
2006-12-01 00:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by graham f 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would be cruelty to chavs, I think many fairies are used to having things shuved up em', and perhaps even enjoy it, sooner them than me. Not a fairy.
2006-12-01 00:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Hi T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im with you on the fairies but i`m with Sarah on the chavs i don`t want someone parked in me living room spitting and swearing at me either .we should have dealt with them on bonfire night ,stuck a rocket up their bum ,and sent them to a different planet .a nice star will do for me .
2006-12-01 04:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by keny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think we should adopt this suggestion as some sort of political platform. If anything it does not go far enough. Chavs could be used as pinatas, crash test dummies, speed bumps or testers of potentially faulty electrical equipment. The possibilities are endless.
2006-12-01 00:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yep release the fairies...Being one myself, but I caught one from another tribe and Mine is discreetly tied to the top of my tree....(for ransom of course) AND SHE`S NOT LEAVING til after Christmas.
I`ll try and be good for next year eh.
2006-12-01 08:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a Christmas Angel not a fairy.
2006-12-01 00:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by party_pam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋