2006-12-01 00:22:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hihihi. You're funny.
2006-12-01 00:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by augustine 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh boy, did this question hit a raw nerve with me. Let me tell you, that bearded tub of lard is not only running a sweat-shop from hell, he's hiring illegal aliens. And when I say "aliens" I DON'T mean from Mexico. He's importing cloned elves from Alpha Centauri.
I'm telling you, this guy is a pathological liar who'll stop at nothing to cut costs and increase profits. He feeds his workers mush made from snow and reindeer kaka, and tells them it's an "Earth Delicacy" and they should be grateful he's so considerate.
As the attorney representing the Oompa-Loompas in a Class Action lawsuit against this pirate for unjust termination of labor, I promise you, I will not rest until this drunken, lecherous, greedy S.O.B. is brought to justice. Thank you.
2006-12-01 08:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think anyone wants to cross the border and hike all the way up to the North Pole.
I know I wouldn't...
...or would I?
2006-12-01 08:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know they're illegal. I'm not fooled. Santa is naughty too.
2006-12-01 08:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lives at the north pole.
No-one is illegal as their is no government !!!!
2006-12-01 08:26:29 · answer #5 · answered by JuventAus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure they are legal......don't start dissing Santa.
2006-12-01 08:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! He has a sweat shop, too.
2006-12-01 08:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes legit
2006-12-01 08:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALL HIS ELVES ARE HARD AT WORK
2006-12-01 08:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those arent elves...........those are just asian kids..
2006-12-01 08:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋