It's above me; there's never any matches around here.
2006-12-01 00:17:17 · 11 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
For the same reason I keep a carrier bag under my bed, in case I need a sh.it in the night.
2006-12-01 00:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe he got it at a special sports event out of town. It is a souvenir of a great time in his life. Are you suggesting that he's going something a little kinky with that big hand? Is he into the S & M? :-) Perhaps you should ask him to give you a little light spanking with it and see how it feels. Better yet, in the heat of the moment, reach under the bed, grab hold of it and suddenly give him a few whacks with it. This might to lead to something interesting ... or more likely it probably will invoke him to yell out, "We're #1! We're #1." :-)
2006-12-01 08:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Where would you expect him to keep it? Sounds like the best place to me. He probably bought it at a sports event and doesn't have anywhere else to keep it. Seriously, if you think it's for something kinky, I think you need to get out more!
2006-12-01 15:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by jammycaketin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a good reason. You friend puts the hand on a yells "I'm number one" to self motivate him/her self each morning when they get up.
It helps to stimulate ones ego each morning.
Or your friend is a sports fan who needs more storage space.
2006-12-01 08:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by gungaroo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because it makes a lot more sense to keep it there than to put it on the coffee table.
2006-12-01 08:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Five knuckle shuffle. I thinks it's some kind of dance.
2006-12-02 12:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard of masturbation? Lol, only kidding.
Sorry about that, I hate it when people answer my questions with annoying answers, too.
2006-12-01 08:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by nemo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he;s obviously a massive "Gladiators" fan from the 90's ad he can't bear to get rid of it.!!! Du du du another one bites the dust!
2006-12-01 08:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by willows 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roxie, honey, what were you doing under his bed?
2006-12-01 22:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not John Spanker is it?
2006-12-01 13:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋