One day around Christmas time, an Avon lady was soliciting her products in an apartment building. She had just got on the elevator to go to the top floor when she had an overwhelming urge to fart. Seeing as how there was no one else in the elevator she decided to let it rip. It was the most intensely disgusting fart she had ever smelled. She quickly sprayed a new pine scented air freshener with the intent of covering up the smell of the fart. An older lady got on at the next floor, turned very red in the face and quickly got off on the next floor, so she decided to spray a little more of the air freshener. Two floors later a drunk man got on but did not seem overly distracted by the smell. She took the opportunity to advertise her product. She said, "Excuse me sir, but I’d like to ask you what you think of our new line of Christmas Scent air fresheners?" He sniffed the air intensely, hiccupped, and said "Smells to me like somebody sh1t a Christmas tree."
2006-11-30 23:30:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pisser dude, lmao, 4 stars.
2006-12-01 00:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 19:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-30 23:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not saying that joke is old, but I believe the Indians beat the hell out of Custer for telling that one. PS I'll study my history if you study your grammar, and spelling
2006-11-30 23:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2006-11-30 23:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by dodgygeezer66 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny:)) I used to be an avon lady in my student days!
Sluggo........not that old avon came after, know ur history!
2006-11-30 23:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I *still* think Avon ladies are sexy.
2006-11-30 23:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good, thank you I needed that ^_^
2006-11-30 23:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Good one.
2006-12-01 01:04:53 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. gr8
2006-12-01 02:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋