For two weeks the blonde, brunette and redhead were lost in a desert, struggling thru a knee deep hot sand dunes they chance upon a magic lamp, knowing what to do the brunette quickly grab and rubs the lamp, then poof! Genie appears, and says “the rule is three wishes only, one each. The redhead quickly said, "I’m starving and thirsty bring me back to my home. With the flick of his fingers, the genie says "done". The redhead disappears and was sent home safely, then brunette said "I tired, starving to death and i miss my family" get me back home also. Once again the genie flicked his fingers and said "done" alas, the brunette is home safely. Finally the genie turns to the blonde and asks her one and final wish. The blonde pauses for a moment, looks around and said " I kinda miss both of them, please bring them back here". Boom! both the brunette and redhead appears on her side....
2006-11-30 23:23:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Indeed the blonde outwitted both of them. lol
2006-11-30 23:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahah there replace right into a contest to circulate the English channel doing purely the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race have been a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and alter into declared the quickest. approximately 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and alter into declared the 2d place finisher. almost 4 hours after that, the blonde finally got here ashore and rapidly collapsed in front of the demanding onlookers. whilst the journalists asked why it took her see you later to end the race, she replied, "i do no longer desire to sound like i'm a sore loser, yet i think of those 2 different ladies have been employing their palms..."
2016-12-29 18:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's just another joke against the blonde.
2006-11-30 23:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by sonder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have beat da brakes off that blonde no she is still dumb
2006-11-30 23:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a nice, early-morning laugh
2006-11-30 23:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the blond is always going to be dumb
2006-11-30 23:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by OBEY (COW POWER!) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent u heard that a trilion times already!!!!
2006-11-30 23:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by TulipGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thot Blondes r dumb. now i don't think so!!
2006-12-01 02:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is cute, and correct!
2006-11-30 23:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋