e.g. A horse walks into a bar.
The Barman asks: Why the long face?
2006-11-30 23:08:14 · 16 answers · asked by Mr Crusty 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Similar, A Bear Walks Into A Pub And Asks The Barman For "Two Pints Of Lager.....................And A Packet Of Crisps Please". And The Barman Says So Why The Big Paws?
2006-11-30 23:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.
2006-11-30 23:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ithea Nzau 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man get's caught shoplifting a calendar from WHSmith. He got 12 months!! BOOM BOOM!!
2006-11-30 23:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has is green and fuzzy, has four legs, and can kill you if it comes at you from a tree?
A pool table.
2006-11-30 23:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Ethel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub-I'm dwowning!!!!
So corny-but always gives me the gigles!
2006-11-30 23:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar.
He goes 'Ouch'!
2006-11-30 23:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it dude!
I dont think this is cheesy, just cool!
2006-11-30 23:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by ~Natacha~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'Knock Knock'
"who's there?"
'Doctor'
"Doctor Who?"
'How did you know?'
So old, but i loved this joke when i was younger, then it really made me laugh when I heard my kids say it...
2006-12-01 05:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.. 'What happens to a Vampire in the rain..?'
'He gets wet..' o_O lol..
2006-11-30 23:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do black men wear baggy trousers
Because their knee grows!
And before the acusations start - it's not racist it's a play on words! It just happens to have "black men" in it!!
2006-11-30 23:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by board-stupid 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋