What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath.
Anyone got any crappier jokes?
2006-11-30 22:51:25 · 15 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you haven't guessed, I'm very bored.
2006-11-30 22:52:17 · update #1
love it!
whats purple and fluffy?
pink fluff holding it's breath even longer
I made that up, it's rubbish sorry
2006-11-30 22:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Basil, your faith produces the execution of rape sufferers. You help that faith. so which you help atrocity. Pointing the finger at different atrocities does not replace the undeniable fact which you're helping atrocity. before Islam got here alongside and tried to justify evil in 'the west', we've been already busy attempting to end beatings of ladies. we could desire to a minimum of at some point have a destiny the place we don't have beatings of ladies. regrettably, Muslims, via merely being Muslims and making extra Muslim toddlers speedier than their friends, try conflict via breeding and triumphing. So we could desire to take day out from all the different liberal **** from multiculturalism and protection of gays and girls to ending racism to handle this new, extra advantageous, international hazard. So your strawman approximately how the critics of Islam are saying that all and sundry enjoyed ones abuse is led to via Muslims is merely a desperate attempt to play the sufferer, a time commemorated tactic with Muslims. you are able to not willingly help violence against women (which you do merely via helping Islam) after which get act wronged whilst people call you on it.
2016-12-29 18:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, the guy notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. Is this your husband, he asks, nervously. No, silly, she replies, snuggling up to him. Your boyfriend then? he continues. No, not at all, she nibbles his ear. Your father or your brother then? he asks, hoping to be reassured.
No, no, no! She answers.
Then who the hell is it?
It's me before the surgery!
2006-11-30 22:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot you calla fly with no wings a walk
wot you call a goat in the sea billy ocean
wot you call a lazy goat billy idol
wot you call a cowboy goat billy the kid
what black,white and red all over a nun with stab wounds
2006-11-30 22:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by armaghmadman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've just seen this on here:
A man got caught shoplifting calendars from WHSmith. He got 12 months!!?
2006-11-30 22:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q.What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A. A zebra
Q.Whats red and smells of green paint?
A. Red paint
Excuse me while I go and see if I've actually got a life!
2006-11-30 23:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pinocchio is moaning to Geppetto about the problems he has while having sex with his girl. "Every time we screw she complains about splinters" he tells his dad. "Sandpaper, my boy, that's what you need!" the old carpenter tells him. A couple of weeks later Gippetto asks Pinocchio,"How are you getting on with the girlfriend now?" "Who needs girlfriend's?" replied Pinocchio.
2006-12-01 02:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are poor. How does this one grab you?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange Who
Knock Knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange Who
Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana!!!
It's totally unfunny, but my 2yr old nephew thinks is bloody hilarious.
2006-11-30 22:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im due in court next month for hit and run
im claiming it was his fault because he didnt look both ways,but i think they got me on a technicality
he was in his kitchen
2006-12-01 01:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is silly
2006-11-30 22:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋