He is having a bad day at work and l want to make him giggle!
2006-11-30 22:47:50 · 15 answers · asked by Jacqui 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So, a baby seal walks into a club....
2006-11-30 22:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Shaide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry la Pris, the man who invented the hokey kokey has died aged 93,all went well until they came to put him in the coffin,they put his left leg in,then the f***ing trouble started.
2006-12-02 16:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by G ossy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little girl standin nxt 2 her dad in the barbers while hes having a haircut. She is eatin a cake. The barber says You will get hair on your muffin dear. Little girl says I know, and I will grow big boobs!
2006-12-01 08:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man got caught shoplifting calenders from WHSmith. He got 12 months!!
2006-12-01 06:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
2006-12-01 06:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by auroa26 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ATTENTION!!!
Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people.
You will be safe, I'm just texting to say GOODBYE.
2006-12-01 07:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by steve f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to this Zoo the other day... They only had one dog there!
Yeah, it was a Shitzu!
2006-12-01 06:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The local police had their toilet seat nicked. They have nothing to go on.
2006-12-01 10:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man walks into bar " OUCH iron bar.
2006-12-01 06:50:34 · answer #9 · answered by hugh2one 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do Essex girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm
2006-12-01 06:50:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋