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Hey everyone. This is Imtiyaz G. Well I asked for my country and still no correct response. Anyway, I want to make friends with all who wish to. I can share anything and everyone is free to ask for any help specially ICT (Information & Communication Technology) cause I'm in that field and I'm always there to help you all.

My e-mail address for that would be [e-mail]

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A Blonde with a Gun.

A young blonde is distraught because her husband is having an affair,so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"

Good Grip

Blonde 1 (Painting Room)Got a Good Grip on the Brush
Blonde 2 (Painting Ceiling)Sure
Blonde 1 Hold on tight. I'm taking away the ladder

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 1

that was very funny 10/10

Answer 2

because of the fact your turkey is so super, i could do the stuffing on the area. you may desire to cook dinner the turkey longer whilst crammed, so the turkey will dry out. verify you upload a lot of liquid to the stuffing(if making it on the area), whilst cooked interior the turkey the dressing absorbs most of the turkey juices, which makes it so moist and delicious. rather of stuffing you are able to stuff the fowl with orange wedges, onion, celery and clean herbs, verify you season the interior besides because of the fact the exterior!!

Answer 3

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VERY VERY NICE JOKEs!!!!

Answer 4

yey hello hee hee

Answer 5

thoughs are tipical blonds

Answer 6

Welcome in YR Brasil.