Can driving too fast can cause smallpox?
2006-11-30 21:50:59 · 21 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely! If by "driving too fast" you mean "time-traveling to 5th century Athens."
2006-11-30 21:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by hallowlulu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it a little known medical fact that smallpox spores travel at the speed of light and are attracted by fast moving objects.
The proof of this?....I bet you've never seen an old age pensioner driving a motorised wheelchair with smallpox, have you?
2006-12-01 08:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never in your Life time. How sure? Well. If I jump in Jupiter, will the Earth hear me? No chance. Its the same. Driving Too Fast and getting Small Pox is not connected at all.
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-01 05:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definetly NO! but asking such questions shows that ur suffering frm big smallpox
2006-12-01 06:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by jammu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, driving too fast causes your head to fall off.
2006-12-01 05:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Stick to 25 miles an hour on all roads including motorways to avoid it.
2006-12-01 06:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep , definetly , it's a well know medical fact !!
2006-12-01 06:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, no.. but you could end up in a small box.
2006-12-01 05:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that a sad excuse for a joke. haha. not funny
2006-12-01 06:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Doc M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if you have been vaccinated. Come on use your head.
2006-12-01 05:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋