The passengers on a commercial aircraft are sat on the plane waiting for the cockpit crew to arrive so they can get on their way.Finally, the pilot and co-pilot appear and begin walking across the tarmac towards the plane. It doesn't go unnoticed that both appear to be blind. The pilot is holding a white cane and only narrowly avoids being flattened by an incomming 747, while the co-pilot is being dragged down the runway by a guide dog. Both men have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.
At first, the passengers giggle nervously,thinking it must be some sort of practical joke, as the pair jossle their way aboard. After a few minutes, the engines power up and the aircraft begins to move. Looking decidedly uneasy, the passengers begin to turn towards the stewardess for reassurance,but suddenly the plane accelerates rapidly and pure panic sets in. Some passengers start praying, while others get down on the floor. As the plane speeds closer to the end of the runway,the voices become more hysterical, until finally when the plane has less than 20 feet of runway left to go,everyone screams at once. But at the very last moment the nose begins to lift and the plane gracefully takes to the sky.
Up in the cockpit the co-pilot breathes a huge sigh of relief, turns to the pilot and says ," You know one of these days there not going to scream and we're all going to f**cking die !!!!!
2006-11-30 21:48:11 · 13 answers · asked by Jexf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny lmao 10/10
2006-11-30 22:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD 1
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!
2006-11-30 22:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-11-30 21:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mediocre...but amusing..
2006-11-30 22:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever, silly, funny, nice
2006-11-30 21:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky they wernt deaf as well ha ha
2006-11-30 22:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha~~~~!!!!!!!!that hilarious ha ha i change into wondering what they have for touchdown constructive that too have something to do with passengers reaction~~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzz that change right into a classic of u~~!!!!!!!!!!sturdy one~~!!!!!!!!!!
2016-10-08 01:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by prinsh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, made me chuckle
2006-11-30 23:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by dodgygeezer66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty f**kin funny
2006-11-30 21:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by jake m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋