2 jokes .....:-)?

Question

A couple of friends were flying to Reno for a long weekend.An hour into the trip, the flight attendant came on the intercom and said "The pilot has just informed me that we've lost an engine.There's no need for alarm,though.We have three engines left,and we'll just be an hour late."About another hour into the flight she made another announcement."We've lost another engine.Don't worry.We still have two more,but we'll be another hour late."One guy turned to his friend and said,"Man if we loose the other two engines,we'll be up her all day.
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The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.

Answer 1

Ha Ha. Those were 2 nice jokes.

Here are 2 jokes that you deserve

Sleeping with a ghost

A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three
students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one
question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step
back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up
here and tell us about your experience."

The student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way
up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to
have sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you
said 'goats'!"
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Sunday School Sally

Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, "Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"

When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good" and
Sally fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the
rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Sally promptly fell back asleep.

Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.

This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.
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BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 2

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Answer 3

both were nice, liked the first better

Answer 4

pd they bothe were good and same goes for u Imtiyaz

Answer 5

The first one is good.I like it.

Answer 6

the first one was a nice one.. very good..

Answer 7

ha ha ha ... 8 on 10 ... 1st one was good but i like ur oldies man ...

Answer 8

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Answer 9

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Answer 10

very funny