What is Santa's favourite breakfast cereal?
Snowflakes!
How does Santa take pictures?
With a pole-aroid!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What does Santa say to Mrs Claus when he looks out of the window?
Looks like rain-dear!
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you like, he can't hear you!
2006-11-30 21:34:53 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From my 8 yr old daughter
2006-11-30 21:36:06 · update #1
Oih , you said these were jokes !!
2006-11-30 22:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, you got the from your 8 year old daughter, good excuse! I thought you got them in a Christmas cracker.
2006-11-30 21:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very bright daughter, give her a extra Xmas prezzie, lol 10/10 tell her 2 keep it up
2006-11-30 21:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theyre too rubbish for even an 8 year old lol x
2006-12-01 01:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a load of rubbish, you pinch these off an eight year old ?
2006-11-30 21:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done young lady think you are going to be as good as your mum ten out of ten
2006-12-01 03:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourite is the polar bear one!
2006-11-30 21:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by tigerfoot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very festive kizzy have you had a face lift theres something different about you ?
2006-11-30 21:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol @ looks like rain-dear
2006-11-30 22:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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VERY VERY NICE JOKEs!!!!
2006-11-30 21:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋