I have landed here after a journey long. Using my systems I have managed to log into your internet and I surf for long time. I learnt your language. I seen your people.You are strange.
There is so much weapons here, so many violence and I am scared to make contact with people of this world. There not much compassion here. They make jokes and have music but they also kill people and make people work all day long like slaves. On my world we live in luxury and share everything and everyone happy. There no violence or big battles.
Please could you help. Will I be welcomed or will they use me to test? I surf and I see on net that they want to do test on people from other worlds.
I cannot return to my world for 1,423,765 days because that is when next photon belt arrive.
I need next meal soon. Please help.
2006-11-30 21:03:19 · 21 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
I come here because I get lost.
I scared now. Some people nice, some people are horrible.
I so confused I think I am going to have an attack of the heart or a nervous downbreak.
2006-12-01 04:10:21 · update #1
take me with you space dude!! not all of us partake or enjoy the violence and bad things of the world?
how did your kind vanquish it? genetic cleansing? drugs? rigid orwellian dictatorship?
2006-11-30 21:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodness me ! You were un-lucky, of all the planets in all the universe you had to land here ! It is comforting to know that even species with superior technology, have their hic-cups too. We assumed that we were the only beings with crap vehicles that break-down. My advise to you is not to make a big spectacle of your self when you mix with humans. Don`t tell them where you come from, they will definitely think you are `bonkers`, if they remark about your physical appearance, say you were born that way and can`t help it.
Stay away fro the USA they`ll dash you right off to area 51 and then you will have had your chips.( and I don`t mean food chips) You can come to my place in the UK I live in an isolated area and rarely ever see anyone, there is nothing odd about me, you understand, I live out here because I need plenty of space for my dinosaurs to graze .You will be safe here and I shall have company. Then we can sort out some kind of menu that will be agreeable to both of us,if you can wait until I can put some water wings on one of the dinosaurs, I shall fly out to meet you.
2006-12-03 11:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help you do what? Do you want a world without violence? Sorry, that is an impossibility, because no one here on earth agrees on anything. I say Yes they say Nay. It makes no sense anymore. If you will be welcomed here on earth, depends on if you look like us earthlings. No matter what they say, humans have and always will be judgmental. You are going to be here for a very long time, 3900 earth years or 3900.7260273972602739726 years to be precise. Hope you have a good time!
2006-12-01 11:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by Karina B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1,423,765 days? You are going to need lots and lots of our delicious fast food, my Space Brother. I suggest you set up a charity nonprofit, "Earthlings United to Feed the Starving from Other Worlds" maybe. You could make some TV spots. Your skinny grey body and huge sad black eyes would say it all. By the way, you have a message. It's something about phoning home.
2006-12-01 08:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Karma Chimera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, come on! You honestly think there wouldn't be violence on other planets? There is always conflict within any species. It would be no different on an alien world. Okay, there may be a lot more, or a lot less, but it will still be there to some extent.
2006-12-01 06:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why not stay in this world ? If you just change politics, if you make all people equal, with equal rights AND duties, if you fairly share the resources of this planet among all living beings (men, animals, plants, gods, etc.) and if you solve the environmental problems the right was, EARTH wouldn't be too bad !
2006-12-02 08:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by jacquesh2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see you are confused, worried and uncertain. You can see the potential of people but wonder why they don't fulfil it. You wish the world were nicer.
Don't worry. You will fit in just fine here. Just don't drink the water (and I'd avoid McDonalds too.)
2006-12-03 12:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, but i think the Mongolian economic reforms and state sanctions of the 1980's were a success.
maybe
2006-12-01 05:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Sizzle Pizzle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep looking. You have only seen the bad stuff. There is more good stuff here than bad, but you do have to find it.
2006-12-01 10:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, then Houston we have a problem here. You know what? Come to my place. I always wanted to have a brother. What do you want for dinner?
2006-12-01 06:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by Iguana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋