I think there was a competition last year to find the funniest joke but I cannot remember what it was ... however, what's the funniest joke that you know?
2006-11-30 20:14:29 · 15 answers · asked by gorgeousfluffpot 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, Gina - your lizard story had me howling with laughter! More like this, please!
2006-11-30 20:22:09 · update #1
Bamma say, how many turks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hahaha. Bamma say turks have to read directions first.. hahaha.
Bamma otta know.
2006-11-30 20:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was a competition 'tis true but there was actually a sketch (link below) by Monty Python about the worlds funniest joke - so funny that the guy who writes it immediately laughs himself to death and they end up translating it into German and using it against them in World War II - they say that groups of people had to translate one or two words of the joke at a time to avoid death and even then many of them ended up in hospital. A truly funny sketch anyway, really worth the five minutes to watch...
2006-11-30 21:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man was walking in a museum with a group of tourists (since he too was a tourist) which was being lead by a guide. The man stopped in front of a frame and cried, "Guide, what is this! This is the ugliest painting I have ever seen, the guy looks like a pig!" And the guide replied, "Uh sir that's a mirror..."
2006-11-30 20:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by glilgrlz10 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-04 14:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats---It's the only joke I know of that has a documentary featuring 100 comedians telling their version of it.
2006-11-30 20:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by d h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
husband & wife on their 60th wedding anniversary decide to stay
at the same hotel same room they had their honeymoon.
That night in bed Mary say to George "Do you remember our first
night on honeymoon, you bit me on the breasts,my thighs.my back
and arms ,what a night we had."
George gets out of bed.
Mary Shouts "And were are you going George"
George replies"Off to the bathroom for my teeth"
(apologies to all dentally challenged but you still can have fun)
2006-11-30 22:21:41 · answer #6 · answered by dink2006 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde was driving a helicopter and she got cold, so she turned the fans off..
LOL
2006-12-04 12:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Two Ants
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."
(hahaha..... i love it)
2006-11-30 21:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
why did the scarecrow get an award?
he was outstanding in his field!!
bom bom
2006-11-30 20:17:01 · answer #9 · answered by samseed 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I only know dirty jokes I can't tell here.
2006-11-30 20:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋