If julie has 2 acorns, why can't the teacher spell mississippi?
2006-11-30 20:10:46 · 7 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because strictly speaking you need to have 5 acorns to spell any river!
2006-11-30 20:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the answer is simple.....the teacher is dyslexic and as julie has the acorns she is distracting the teacher from her concentration on the spelling of mississippi on the blackboard because she has to tell julie to put them away because they are dirty.....and thats the logical answer
2006-11-30 20:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by KAPPOOWWW. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the teacher's thick as pig ****. Probably comes from a council estate, yet with the drastic need for teachers, the school board have decided to accept anyone?
2006-11-30 20:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by frankie_pigeon2002 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cuz the squirrel got to her nuts.
2006-11-30 20:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She lives were i live in Ireland LMAO
2006-11-30 20:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you smoke CRAK and share it with the teach???
2006-11-30 20:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
no idea
2006-11-30 20:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋