did you hear the hillbilly joke about......?

Question

Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the
hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her
head
no.

Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

antmanbee:...lol..not what my hillbilly family says on my mammas side lmao

Answer 1

The term Hillbillies is no longer appropriate.
We now use the term "Mountain Williams".

Answer 2

ok that's my popular although that's quite undesirable :) Q. what's orange and appears like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A. seem grandad no fingers :) Q. what's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates referred to as pirates? A. because they aaarrreee Q. what's gray and has a trunk? A. A mouse happening vacation Q. what's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse coming decrease back from vacation :) :) wish you a minimum of smiled :)

Answer 3

Thats funny.

Answer 4

OH Sheeet that's funny I needed to laugh thank you

Answer 5

lmao - hysterical

Answer 6

haha

Answer 7

hahahahahahahaha

Answer 8

never heard that one FUNNY!

Answer 9

yey, lets hear it again

Answer 10

Now that's what i call a joke LMAO thanks