a couple was having money problems... they were sitting down at the table eating supper, when the wife said... "I know... you could stop buying 3 24’s of beer every week"... the husband says... "no no I can’t do that, but what about you.... you spend like one hundred dollars on makeup a month you could give that up".... she says, "but dear... that’s to make me look pretty". The husband looks at her and says, "what the **** do you think the beer is for".
2006-11-30 18:26:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Scary stuff:
Him 100% sober seeing her without any Make-Up...
Cruel so cruel...
2006-12-01 04:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like It Like it LOL
Oh The Wonderful Beer Goggles How can We Live Without Them
2006-11-30 18:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bottoms up Cheers
2006-11-30 18:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer-Helping ugly people have sex since 1846! Good one
2006-11-30 18:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by oif1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-11-30 19:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now the wife knows why i drink
2006-11-30 23:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll drink to that! ( you don't buy beer, you rent it ).
2006-11-30 18:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boo who sooo funny
2006-11-30 20:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by Kamlesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl,Another good one you should be a stand up comedian
2006-11-30 20:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by deliciousde 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
outrageous but funny
2006-11-30 18:30:40 · answer #10 · answered by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋