2006-11-30 18:04:47 · 17 answers · asked by Dont get Infected 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sperm is a good glue
Have you ever seen a baby fall apart!
2006-11-30 18:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by The Git! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would glue all the people of the world into one big gluey mess - and we'd all live happily ever after.... until we died from the glue.
Oh! And he'd probably also glue all the people who answered your question angrily into the "Great Ball of Suffering" for failing to have a sense of humor. And god has a hell of a sense of humor --- have you seen a Platypus? In fact --- he'd probably glue in some Platypi just so they'd learn their lesson well.
2006-12-01 02:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by evaniax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Latin Vulgate
Douay-Rheims Bible
The Apocalypse Of Saint John
Chapter 22
11 He that hurteth, let him hurt still: and he that is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is just, let him be justified still: and he that is holy, let him be sanctified still. 12 Behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to render to every man according to his works. 13 I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end. 14 Blessed are they that wash their robes in the blood of the Lamb: that they may have a right to the tree of life, and may enter in by the gates into the city. 15 Without are dogs, and sorcerers, and unchaste, and murderers, and servers of idols, and every one that loveth and maketh a lie.
16 I Jesus have sent my angel, to testify to you these things in the churches. I am the root and stock of David, the bright and morning star. 17 And the spirit and the bride say: Come. And he that heareth, let him say: Come. And he that thirsteth, let him come: and he that will, let him take the water of life, freely.
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2006-12-01 02:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Broken underwater camera strap to a plastic holder
on the close up lense with the platic connector on the
wrist strap.
2006-12-01 02:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by PoohP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sunglasses
2006-12-01 02:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably glue his friend's fingers together while they were sleeping...
That Jesus... he's funny stuff. â¥
2006-12-01 02:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cross made out of popsicle sticks.
2006-12-01 02:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the name of Jesus, every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. May God Bless
2006-12-01 02:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
He'd superglue Saddam and Bush together and watch them duke it out with only their fists and teeth. Hurrah!
2006-12-01 02:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Harsh Noise Wall 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your hands and fingers together in a praying pose, so you can pray for forgiveness of mocking him with such a stupid question.
2006-12-01 02:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by azcuriousm4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋