This is a very common joke. How about we let everyone fill in their own punch phrase...you heard me right...I'm letting YOU put in you favorite Why did the chicken cross the road joke...be sure to add some good ones.
2006-11-30 17:08:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-30 17:11:55 · update #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right.
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank,
And he ain't no chicken no more.
2006-11-30 17:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 6⤋
To talk to the shrink about its compulsive need to cross the road.
2006-12-01 01:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by wazup1971 6 · 2⤊ 6⤋
To beat up the guy who was making jokes about him.
2006-12-01 01:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Katzeyes 2 · 2⤊ 7⤋
To see a man laying bricks
2006-12-01 01:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 9⤋
cause it cant go to the other side of the road without crossing the road
2006-12-01 01:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Tef 1 · 0⤊ 10⤋
Because she could!
2006-12-01 05:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by gandolphus 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Because there was a vegetarian joint across the street from the KFC...he knew he would be safe...
2006-12-01 01:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 9⤋
Cause chicken can't fly...
2006-12-01 03:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by lvuer 5 · 0⤊ 7⤋
To get to another side..?
2006-12-01 01:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Zoey x 1 · 1⤊ 7⤋
so that it could meet Monkey Boy on the flip side
2006-12-01 01:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by sunny4life 4 · 0⤊ 9⤋