Johny was very upsed with his past wrong deeds, he decided to confess his sins, he went to church: Father I want to confess my sins.
Pastor: Go ahead my son, the Lord may forgive you.
Johny: I am in love with my girl friend but yesterday I went to her house to look for her & no one was there except her sister & I slept with her.
Pastor: That is very bad.
Johny: thats nothing last week I went to her office to look for her & there was no one except her friend & I slept with her too.
Pastor: Thats a sin too.
Johny: thats nothing last month I went to her aunt's house to look for her & there was no one except her aunt & I slept with her too.
There was no response from father, Johny realised that he was gone from the confession room.
"Father, father where are you" Johny quipped, looking for pastor in every corner of the church. He found him under the table.
Johny: Father what are you doing there?
Pastor: Sorry son, suddenly I realised, I too am alone here
2006-11-30
17:07:22
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