What is the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?

Question

Grossest? On a bet? Not on a bet? Were you bored? Tired? Not looking when you picked it up and took a bite? Let me know. I ate my cat with gravy. I also drank Diarrhea and ate an unborn fetus that was supposed to be my sister. You?

Answer 1

I licked a dead skunk's vagina.
But when I did it, the skunk was already
partially digested in my moms stomach.
Oh, and the skunk was soaked in the urine
from a badger that was drunk on fermented
human urine from a dead human who died from
drinking toxic dead badger urine from the dead
skunk in my mom's vagina! And the skunk was
taking his LSATs! and I was looking at Slovakian
porn and screwing my sister's butt!

ETA:
I'd like to make out with you.
You are a girl, right? Or a boy?
or in between, right? Or if not it doenst
really matter.

Answer 2

I'm a little embarrassed to say this but the weirdest thing that i have ever eaten in my life was an eraser. It was when i was very little and i dont remember what it tasted like but all i know was that i was chewing for a long time.

i think you were pretty brave to eat all of those things. A cat, and an unborn fetus. That must have been an unforgettable experience for you.

Answer 3

Ate a dead frog once... plucked it right out of the sliding glass door. No excuse for that (except that I was two).

Answer 4

U can try Japan food Natto
It is a fermented soya bean...with a smell...well i find it quite edible. Not many pple dare to eat.

Answer 5

If he's a rude, selfish, hypocritical, inconsiderate, condescending, overopinionated, stuck-up bad boy, dump him or reject him and tell other girls to avoid him!

Answer 6

I ate your whole family, sucker.