I'm sure a lot of you have but maybe some haven't:
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on your door step?
Matt.
There are more but I can't think of them right now.
2006-11-30 16:33:16 · 12 answers · asked by kdesky3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were mean but awfully funny !
thumbs up for you !
2006-11-30 16:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by kamsmom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a guy with arms and legs floating in the water? Sponge Bob. :P
2006-12-01 00:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tsina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have. LOL!
What do you call a tall man with no arms, no legs?
Rod
What do you call a woman with no arms, no legs hanging on the wall?
Peg
2006-12-01 00:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and hangs on the wall? ART. hahahaha my family jsut had a huge conversation on these last week.
2006-12-01 00:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by uhd0rableo8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are Terrible!
The next time someone farts,say" Your Voice has changed, but your breath still smells the same"
2006-12-01 00:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Crissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry....But they kinda sucked. Not to be mean, but that was the first thought out of my head and I figured that you deserved to know. Good luck finding decent riddles though.
2006-12-01 02:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by S K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how quaint. that was from the movie the Jerry Lewis movie the bell boy, i think. it was when this Chinese guy was holding a gun on Jerry Lewis's character and Jerry Lewis said " uhh, Confucius say, chill out." and then the chinese guy said " how quaint". that was probably pretty lame :(. my bad.
2006-12-01 00:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by chewbaccafuzzball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually nice. Don't listen to those other people. It DOES make some people a little happier.
2006-12-01 01:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by Katzeyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard them before, but they are always still funny!
2006-12-01 00:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call someone who brightened my day?
YOU
2006-12-01 00:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by mosaic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋