And how would they win?
2006-11-30 16:19:29 · 11 answers · asked by Jesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FSM will throw some spaghetti at JC and His dress will get messy. Then JC will call His Dad.
Oh, no! BIG trouble for FSM! Tell him not to fight with others for no reason.
2006-11-30 16:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look the so-called Flying Spaghetti Monster is not true, alright?! However the Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be upon her) is most certainly true and Jesus wouldn’t stand a chance since she’s invisible and can fly and all that. Jesus was good at turning water into wine to get people drunk, but since the IPU doesn’t drink even that would be quite futile. And then she would take him out in one swift swoop.
2006-11-30 16:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take for granted that you are that Flying Spaghetti monster and Jesus would definitely win and the defeat would be by not letting that monster into heaven.
2006-11-30 16:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you advise: "Which of both might want to maximum in all likelihood knock down the different?" then the reply interior of reason straight forward. Your fictitious spaghetti monster might want to knock down Jesus. Why? because Jesus isn't a fighter. Violence is supremely adversarial to His ideas.
2016-10-08 01:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so I cant answer.
Blessings,
David
2006-11-30 16:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
jesus because hes probably hungery from all that vinegar and crap they gave him on the cross and he'd use the spaghetti to end world hunger
2006-11-30 16:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, spagetti is soft and edible
2006-11-30 16:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Geri g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The greart Jesus Christ forgive you for you know not what you say.Jesus is salvation
2006-11-30 16:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus he can't lose
2006-11-30 16:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by mhbronc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus, because he has kick @ss super powers.
2006-11-30 16:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋