what is the "guys code?"?

Answer 1

sorry honey, these men are the only "do it yourself" (diy) thing that doesn't come with "instruction manuals"...

Answer 2

Sweet heart, I feel if you heard that. Im older. I ll tell you what you want to know but te code you speek of is broad. You will have to get a list of areas or somethin. Going out on a limb her I'd say the part yor refering to is maybe the part that goes...dont mess with a friends interests. If you recently got rejected it was by a good man if he did this. Most of the guy code is all unspoken honor driven and universal. Only the noble still practice this. If you hear it you may want to stay in that group of guys. Only a good man cares about the code. E-mail if u want [e-mail] I'll help ya out.

Answer 3

Yes! Please tell me too! I keep asking a guy friend of mine about a guy that I like that he knows and he keeps saying, "I cant divulge info on him, its guys code" What the heck is guy's code, same secret guy society?? LOL!

Answer 4

1. Thou shalt not rent the movie Chocolat.
2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bullshit. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.

6. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

8. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional.

9. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

10. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return, is required to grant it.

11. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and, more importantly, the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

12. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem-you didn't see nothin'.

13. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

14. (Gas Warfare Act) you may flatulate in front of a woman only after you've brought her to climax. But if you trap her head under the covers (Dutch Oven) for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

15. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

17. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ***-whoopin'", then you may sit back and enjoy.

18. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." "Nice ***, are you a Sagittarius?"

19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

20. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

21. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.

22. Before allowing drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "*******!" You are absolved of your responsibility.

23. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

Answer 5

RULE #1

NEVER DISCUSS THE GUYS CODE IN AN AREA WHERE WOMAN A PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you want to find this answer you go to a bar or anywhere there is MEN

Answer 6

don't narc on a bud( to girls or other wise)
no cock blocking
leave a sock on the door knob if "busy"
pool table rules (varies)
and ignore all of the above in sake of fun
any more?

Answer 7

don't steal other guy's girls...

dont kick guys in the balls...

im to busy to list em all

Answer 8

Sorry I never heard of that_

Answer 9

i'd tell you, but i would be in violation of 'the code'...sorry...

Answer 10

Too many of them that they do not even know!!!!!