"Hello, doctor", he says, "I've got a problem. I seem to have bit of lettuce sticking out of my bum"
The doctor asks him to get on all fours, and gives him an examination.
As the doctor is examining him, he makes many 'ooh',and 'oh,dear' comments.
"Is it something serious?", asks the patient. "I'm a bit concerned"
"Well", says the doctor, "I've had a good look, but I'm sorry to say this is serious. The bit of lettuce I can see is only the tip of the Iceberg"
2006-11-30 14:24:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i love puns and stupidity and this included both ahahahah thanks
2006-11-30 14:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually this joke is termed the Pirate joke and it is going like this: This pirate walks right into a bar with a captain's wheel crammed down the front of his pants, and the bartender says "why you acquire that captain's wheel crammed down the front of your pants?" and he says "arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, that is making use of me nuts!". The Ben Folds 5 wrote a music about this joke. that is referred to as Pirate joke music. you ought to listen it!
2016-10-08 01:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by hemerly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, I love to laugh!
2006-11-30 14:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by jewel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a bit odd....I still don't get it. Well, I'm blonde...no wonder!! Wait is this a British joke? I'm American
2006-11-30 14:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sissy S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny
2006-11-30 14:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-30 14:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-30 14:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by stav_rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-11-30 19:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, very good any more?
2006-11-30 14:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok you do not want to see me right now.............i'm so pink from laughing!!!!
2006-11-30 14:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋