we need a good punch line for this one. me and a friend are trying to come up with new and inproved no arms no legs jokes.
2006-11-30 14:14:36 · 17 answers · asked by Dan R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Discount merchandise.
2006-11-30 14:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hooker with no arms and no legs lol, I don't know this sounds like a great joke though.
2006-11-30 22:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by sublimemaniac34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Partless hooker
2006-11-30 23:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Pro challenger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Rolling Whoe.
2006-11-30 22:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rusty Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect?
2006-11-30 22:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by gr8n1derful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A coat rack
2006-11-30 22:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer
(as in home plate -- you know, the high school reference to "getting to third base", "hitting a home run")
2006-11-30 22:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sperm bank ! or
a Depository ! or
a Sponge ! or
Tress short for Mattress !
2006-11-30 22:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by Tragedy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a broken hoe
2006-11-30 22:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by GUITARZAN30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
limbless scank
or
paul mcartneys ex wife
2006-11-30 22:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by sooooooohungry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋