Last week I went to my buddy's bachelor party. I slept with 4 hookers, I drank 2 1/2 bottles of vodka, we put a cat in a sleeping bag and lit it on fire, accidentally killed one of the hookers, intentionally killed another hooker to make it look like a murder/suicide, and stole gummies out of the vending machine.
2006-11-30 13:49:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plz go to heaven!!
2006-12-04 03:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who stills gummies from a vending machine is most definatley going to hell...sorry bud.
2006-11-30 22:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by Lanie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who am I to tell you whether you're going to Hell or not? But IF you think you are, might as well go out with a bang.
2006-11-30 22:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by robfucious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, it plainyl says in the bible, hookers are not people, it also says cats are not people, gummy bears are a grey area, they arent actually bears but they are delicious, so u can argue that one
2006-11-30 21:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yes. You're a horrible person.
2006-11-30 22:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
killing hookers is alright but stealing gummies is bad...going to hell for dat....nothin to do with killing the hookers
2006-11-30 21:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by BigBat 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nah, but you may want to get checked for VD!
2006-11-30 22:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way, geez, everything you did was acctually quite mild, well, actually, you mite go to hell, stealing those gummies is really bad. thats the worst thing you can do man.
hee, jk
2006-11-30 21:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
did u finish the gummies?i want them...send me?
Joking...haha
2006-11-30 21:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes lol
2006-11-30 21:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
no u just had a good time. invite me next time tho
2006-11-30 22:28:17 · answer #11 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋