I've hid 5 muffins in 5 major cities around the U.S. Who ever finds one first gets a prize. The cites are: Minneapolis, New York, Detroit, Washington D.C., and St. Louis.
2006-11-30 13:46:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what prize
2006-11-30 13:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by babykatdream099 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility Muffin
Research Kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin REMNANTS and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... let's try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
2006-11-30 21:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Technically you hid them in 4 cities because New York is a state. New York City is a city.
2006-11-30 21:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by L.J. 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh do i love muffins, i found one in new york but ate it, do i win?
2006-11-30 21:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly can say I don't get this joke. Turn me into Yahoo if you like for not answering. But I don't get it.....
2006-11-30 22:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you hide muffins?!? won't the birds or the homeless people eat them? and won't they get moldy and soon degrade?
2006-11-30 21:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jayce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found them! *hands them to him*
2006-11-30 21:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?!
2006-11-30 21:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don geddit...
2006-11-30 21:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow bro......... wow
2006-11-30 22:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by kandyrappa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋