I have been told by several different people, sometimes to my face sometimes behind my back through other people, that I am a bad kisser. So, instead of trying to fix the problem, I would like to learn how to be the worst kisser in the world, so that anytime i kiss anyone they will want to throw up. Any tips?
2006-11-30 13:35:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
bite their tounge, puke in their mouth, bite their lip and try to rip a whole in it, see how much of their face you can fit in your mouth, drool on them, fart in their face, and also hold their mouth and nose closed at the same time ( i hear that makes you feel really good, better than heroine)
2006-11-30 13:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of retarded logic is that????? From the sound of it, you already are the worst kisser in the world (and with an attitude like that I'm not surprised!) so congratulations on achieving your goal!
2006-11-30 13:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by qtee425 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well eat garlic, make sure your lips are chapped and very cold. When you lean in to kiss either open your mouth really wide or hold it really tight like your gonna hit someone with your lips. OH and lick your lips so they are really spitty!
2006-11-30 13:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysconfused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy that is funny. :D However, if you seriously would like to improve, try to
1) Not bang people's teeth with your own
2) Slobber all over them
3) Be overly aggressive with a French kiss
Stuff like that. :D
2006-11-30 13:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by zyllee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first kiss a dead fish, kiss with dead fish goo all over yur lips
2006-11-30 13:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick your tongue up their nose. And lick their chin. And bite random not-sexy places. Like eyebrows. Barf a little?
Have fun, go crazy.
2006-11-30 13:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a lot of garlic before kissing! everyone hates that smell :) or dont brush your teeth for few days....ewwww...
2006-11-30 13:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat tuna salad with onions first...
2006-11-30 13:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would start by NOT KISSING DEAD FISH - whos going to kiss you if you have tuna breath
2006-11-30 13:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-02 10:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by rapunzle_123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋