EXPERIENCED FIGHTERS ONLY please?

Question

Ok does anyone know any good techniques to fight someone? Because theres this girl at school that wants to kick my @$$ and I'm not a very good fighter. She's about an inch shorter than me but out weighs me by like 20-30 pounds. She is also very known for fighting and I'm not an experienced fighter, I'm better at getting myself out of trouble with words. Please Help!

It's probably going to happen tomorrow!!

Answer 1

In all girl fights, one of the first things that happens is they grab each other's hair. (surprised no one has said that yet).

So, what do you do when you're in the clinch? (up close grabbing each other...in this case hair)

There are a few things you can do.

Hug her like nobodys business. Get her in close and she can't strike you.

Push her backwards and trip her and get on top of her.

If she's too big for you to push back...push her anyway, and as she pushes you back HARD...go from pushing her one second to pulling her the next split second and trip her. Her momentum will send her tumbling.

If she is fat and outweighs you like you said, and the fight goes to the ground...DONT let her get on top of you (this is called 'mount'). If she happens to get on top of you and sit on you, she has full access to hitting you in the face as much as she wants.

If she does get on top of you and is attacking you...you now need to get her off. Think of a regular table that has four legs. If you take out two of those legs, it will fall right? So if her fat *** is on top of you, grab her arm (behind her elbow) and don't let go, and on that same side, trap her foot with your foot (so she can't stick it out to the side). Now thrust your hips up and ROLL to the side you are trapping her arm and foot! This is a brazilian jiu-jitsu mount escape.

Now you're on top and can do whatever you want to her. Get your knees all the way up in her arm pits, slap her in the face a few times, make her say 'uncle', whatever. You can even smash your elbow into her teeth but I don't recommend that as you will get in trouble because this sounds like it would happen at school.

And just in case, if you need one more way to get out if her fat butt is on top of you...you can do this. You're flat on your back, she's sitting on top of you...take both hands and put them both on one of her knees and PUSH HARD and slide your leg out to the side. From there, you can scoot your entire body out.

I want my ten points after the fight happens and you use these skills to prevent losing. :)

Good luck.

Answer 2

Well i read a whole bunch of the oter answers and i agree the most with the guy with the neat little kung fu story. Sad thing is you're probably in highschool so roughly 98% of the problems people have are because they think they are supposed to have problems so they go make problems, which is where people like you come in. I do hope you've tried to talk her out of this or reasoned with her, please do try this first.
Now on with the hurting people.
Don`t hit her face/head with your fist, your fist is made up of many little bones, her head is one big bone, do the math, if you are going to hit her head, do it with a hooking motion with an open hand, keep your fingers back, pointing up and your hand tensed and ram the hard heel of your hand into the soft vulnerable part of her head called the temple.
Don`t let her grab you, if she does, get control, the best control point is the head, girls tend to have hair, get as big a fistfull as you can and pull straight down, while this is happening, bring your knee straight up. then push her to the ground.
If she swings at you, back up a bit and kick her in the shin (but not with your toes! unless you`re wearing some kind of army boot you`re going to break them, use the side of your shoe, and when you kick it, drag it along her shin straight downward if you can) , i`m sure you`ve bashed your shin going up stairs or some such thing, it hurts.
Yeah, hurting people is pretty basic, maybe toss a few knees into her gut or something, make it up as the situations arise, but there is no way i can teach you all i know over the internet, so here are just some little tidbits if you even read this far. But remember, I`ve fought more fights with words than with my fists, hurting people doesn`t make me feel good, or big, i would rather just have fun, i fight for the competition, which is why i love judo, i can fight as much as i want with little injury, but yes, i do know how to hurt/maim/kill people with my bare hands, i am not proud of it, it is just another fact of my life. Just because you own a knife does not mean you have to stab someone, you've been talking all your life, there is a good chance you are better at doing that then throwing fists, please try to avoid the matter entierly.

Answer 3

Only try fighting as a last resort. No matter how experienced you are, it is always possible to get yourself hurt; there is no secret technique that turns you into a superhero. If you've tried talking your way out of a situation before, that's good: it's your best option.

That said, if it is absolutely impossible to avoid a confrontation, go for these targets: neck, solar plexus, knees, groin, and eyes. Once you are able to do so, RUN AWAY. Your pride is not as important as your safety in situations such as this.

Answer 4

well the big problem is why she wants to kick your a**, does she just wanna do it because she doesn't like you, or is it because you two had words and she just couldn't handle your remarks.

either way she's WEAK wanting to fight in the first place because to me it seems that she's got more issues than rolling stone magazine.

if it does come down to fighting, try a shot in the face right at the nose, it should cause her eyes to water and clench shut, and then you have to move in quickly to take advantage of the short period of time to take control of the fight and give her a GOOD beating as a reason not to mess with you anymore.

just watch out for any of her friends that may wanna jump in on the fight too.

if you can, make sure that you have your hands up in a non threatning (no clenched fists, palms toward her) manner before the fight starts, letting her know that you didn't want to fight in the first place, because it could work in your favor later, especially if a teacher or faculty member comes in to break up the fight.

good luck though, watch your vital areas and try to end the fight quickly if you can

Answer 5

Look her in the face and tell her that you don't want to fight; and you don't know why she wants to. Bullies usually back down from people who look them in the eye. Its no fun then; they go for timid people, it makes them feel big. Like someone already said, you are not going to learn how to fight just from reading this. Is there anybody you can hang out with to give you support until this blows over? Without practice; most techniques won't work- especially hitting someone in the eyebrow- thats actually funny.
What usually makes most people eyes water?? the nose- doesn't take much force either. I've lost points in tournaments because I clipped somebody in the nose; their eyes water(and those girls aren't wimps)its a natural reaction.......and they can't continue.
Good luck, keep your chin up!

Answer 6

You're not going to get an answer through Yahoo Answers that will help you in less than a day. Keep your vital areas covered. A vital area is anything that's going to hurt if it gets hit. Stomach, head, chest, knees, etc. Keep your feet apart and don't let your legs get crossed. Since she's more experienced than you, evade her, don't be afraid to back up, look for openings. But really, the best advice I can give you, make sure there is a teacher arround who will see that she started it and you didn't do anything to provoke her.

Answer 7

your not going to learn how to fight someone overnight.. so I wouldn't bother trying to learn any techniques now, (they'll just confuse you and you'll get pounded and look like an idiot)...
better idea would be to just avoid her untill she finds someone else to pick on.. where is she planning on fighting you on a saturday?? just don't go.. or simply say to her whatever differences you have, you really don't think it's worth fighting over and if she still wants to fight you then go ahead but you refuse to do anything.. it's no-fun fighting someone who doesn't want to particpate back.. then she'll look like a loser for punching someone who isn't fighting back... or if you really must.. the best advice for a person with no fighting experience.. just go for the vital points.. eye's, thought, groin, hair...(you can controll someone by just grabbing their hair if you get them in the right spot)..Other than that I hope you have some good friend willing to back you up and break up the fight if it gets too messy..

Answer 8

wait until she comes at you and when she does counter the attack by stepping to the side and throw your punch. hit her in the eye brow area because it is very sensitive and will fill her eye with blood making it where she cant see. then you can go on to hitting her or being smart and running away. ONLY FIGHT IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO. fighting is the last resort. it would also be good to warn her that you will hit her back if she comes at you.

Answer 9

Judging by your repeating this question, and by the bogus Thumbs Down my answer got, you obviously didn't get it. So here's the life lesson again:

Once there was a Kung Fu master riding home on a commuter train. After a while, a large man got on the car our master was on, and started pushing the people who were standing in the aisle, telling them to get out of his way, threatening them, etc. Our master watched as the man got closer, thinking that in all the years he'd been practicing his Kung Fu, he'd never actually had to use it.
Until now, that is.
But, just before the big man got to where the master was sitting, an old man of about 75 stood up in the man's path, and put his hand on the man's shoulder, stopping him. The big guy got red in the face, and our master, watching from the next seats back, figured he'd have to save the old guy from a broken neck.
The old guy started to speak to the man, quietly, so the master couldn't hear what was being said. But, after a few moments, the big man broke down and started to cry. The old guy sat the man down next to him, and simply talked with the man, and listened, and the man poured his heart out to the old guy, all the pain he'd been hiding, the fear due to a lost job, and all his woes. Eventually, the big man's stop was near, and he got up, shook the old man's hand, and apologized to everyone on the car before leaving.
Our master looked in awe at the old man, and thought to himself, "Wow. His Kung Fu is way more powerful than mine!"

I know how you feel, as I've been in the same position. If you can get the other person to laugh, you might not only diffuse a dangerous situation, you might just make a friend.
Remember: The first person to raise their fist is the one who's run out of ideas!

Answer 10

stick with what ya know and use words to your advantage use the heel of your hand to punch with if your going for face because if you don't know how to make a fist more likely to harm yourself than her.Kick shins or grind em with your foot hurts enough to freeze some one up for a sec then wail away but first is a good ideal to talk it out or simply out run em though that can backfire good luck