I saw someone poke fun at my Lord and Savior, Alphapolkacow, in one of the answers. Can't people respect others' religions?
2006-11-30 12:56:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because that cow is a false god and you should repent of such blasphemy at once, and seek guidance from the only true goddess, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, for only she has the power to redeem your soul (which obviously is hopelessly lost).
2006-11-30 13:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only make fun of the stripped cows of Vega. Never the polka dotted ones. That's just wrong!
2006-12-02 04:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was me, then please accept my humblest apologies.
I try not to poke fun at beliefs that I have never heard of before or don't fully understand.....but the name "Alphapolkacow"....just sets your saviour up for ridicule in our society.
Although.....a nice polka can cheer everyone up, once in a while.......... the green and pink cow visual concept with the polka and wow....I mean wow! It's just so hard not to poke fun.
With respect!
2006-11-30 21:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't disparage your Saviour as long as you respect my belief in the Psychedelic Yogurt Panda and His Prophet Dr. Timothy Leary.
2006-11-30 21:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love cows! I would never make fun of one. I do not believe one is my savior but it takes all kinds. And I couldn't follow your religion as I eat beef and dairy products. It's all good though because I do not take communion either.
2006-11-30 21:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they can't. Mainly from the insane urge that runs in all human beings to jump up and down and scream "I'm right and you're wrong!!!"
2006-11-30 20:58:48 · answer #6 · answered by Gothic Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was you I'd claim I was more persecuted than the Jews. You know it makes sense.
2006-11-30 21:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes alpha centauri a...
"moooovie star"?
yay me
2006-11-30 20:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by rosends 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wud u call my ma
2006-11-30 20:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by beek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All hail and praise be the cow.
Mooooooooelliujah
2006-11-30 21:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by exaluva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋