ive asked this before...ages ago...but it was fun so im going again,lol...;0)
2006-11-30 12:30:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
monica b...important is in the eye of the beholder...questions about pregnancy and birth are only important to those with an interest in that subject so please get off yor high horse and go and browse another category if my questions are too boring for you...i didnt answer your question about when you want your baby to be born and say...you have nothing important to ask...ha?...live and let live girl...;0)
2006-11-30 12:36:20 · update #1
Dove...what am i to get help for?...having fun late at night???...yeah i'll be sure to check that one out...not...;0)
2006-11-30 22:24:13 · update #2
mwh p...that was fun...thanks...;0)
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beats...saucy answer...nice,lol...;0)
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2006-12-03 11:53:37 · update #3
I always make em up as i go. Something about an inquisitive princess.
2006-11-30 12:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by delprofundo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll read you a story from my anthology of Fcuked-Up Fairy Tales, which includes:
"The Illegitimate Duckling"
"Jack and the Hallucinatory Beanstalk"
"The Pied Pop Star of Neverland Ranch"
"The Emperor's Extreme Makeover"
"The Big Bad Landlord and the Three Little Deadbeats"
"Prince Charming Must Die"
"How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa"
2006-11-30 15:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Pilgrims Progress
2006-11-30 12:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With government cut-backs it is harder now to tell stories
e.g,
snowwhite and the 3 dwarfs
goldilocks and the bear
plus this nanny state wont allow,
gingerbread man as he is not low fat
Hansel and Gretal as the house is full of sugar
Red riding hood has been replaced by a healthy meals on wheels service
2006-11-30 19:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by jagkes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cinderella
2006-11-30 13:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack and the beanstalk
The lad had a plan and all he had to do was plant a seed and watch it grow up and up and up it went
when he finally got to the mean giants castle He found riches to help his mom and also rescued the beautiful girl then helped her as she went down jacks bean stalk
2006-11-30 12:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by oct2855 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would read you Little Red Riding Hood, but i would change the story. In my story you would get eaten by the big bad wolf.
2006-11-30 12:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favourite bedtime story when i was younger was called "peace at last"
It was about a bear that couldn't get to sleep and tried to sleep in different places but there was too much noise.
2006-11-30 12:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tales Of A Gigolo(me)(-;
2006-11-30 12:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could twist any story you want into something
jacky and the beanstalk?
pornographic pinochio
sleeping beauty (she was just pretending)
snow white and the 7 huge men of dwarvish stature
shall i continue
2006-11-30 12:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by groovergabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋