Jokes are there to poke fun at life. You can make a joke about anything. It will never make it true. Or make it an opinion.
It will be only a joke. A JOKE...
Check it out people, sorry i guess i didnt realise i was posting to such anal people
2006-11-30 12:19:00 · 16 answers · asked by Pete 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely.
And the bitchier, more non-PC, ironic, and sarcastic it is, the better I feel.
As for the anals, they just haven't opened up to weird and wonderful possibilities in life.
Here's a wee story...
A gay man goes to the doctor with a problem down below, at the back.
He tells the doctor, a little bit quietly, that he is experiencing problems with his 'entrance', and that it is itchy.
The doctor very calmly tells him, "I'm sorry, but we prefer to call it the exit"
2006-11-30 13:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all have a different sense of humour, I don't get offended by jokes in the slightest, there are a few jokes which are just sick and are not funny at all. For example the jokes about the family, u know the aristocats jokes....I fail to see the humour there, but someone out there may think it's hilarious (whatever floats their boat eh?)...
I haven't heard any jokes on answers that were at all offensive. Don't be upset if people don't like a joke, if they find it offensive it may be because it hits close to home....but you can't please everyone can you?, and people should remember that most of the jokes we may find offensive were made by people in the same predicament present in that joke, so it's not really offensive.
In my honest opinion if people can't see the funny side in something thats a wee bit offensive or controversial they can either not read on and choose to ignore it, or they can suck.................................................................. salt( I got ya didn't I?) LOL!!
peace xx
2006-11-30 20:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pete you are soo right, I hate it when I put up a joke or answer with one and people get all uptight about it. Life is so much better when your happy, after all were a long time dead. And on that he's one, two very old blokes watching the ashes (cricket) and bill said to ben; I wonder if they play cricket in heaven, I don't know said ben, who ever dies first must come back and let the other one know. ok says bill. anyway the ashes gets too much for bill and he snuffs it. At his grave side ben says; do you remember what we said about the first one to die and check out if cricket is played in heaven. That night ben is in bed and he hears a voice!! is that you bill, yes is the answer, and I have good news and bad. whats the good news, says ben. They do play cricket up here and have a team for each age group, whats the bad news. Your opening batsman tomorrow, ha,ha,ha. lol
2006-11-30 20:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by littlebrother1961 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well theres always a grey area to jokes u have to make them funny with out crossing the line, u could make fun of ppl a bit but not really to much like racist jokes arent recieved well, but blonde jokes are, because they are not really a race, and they arent actually all dumb..
2006-11-30 20:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having looked at your other questions, I can only assume people have not understood your jokes.
You can call them anal people if you want, but if you present yourself as the entertainer, you should perform for your audience, whoever that audience is.
If people do not find your jokes, or the way you present them funny, it is not their fault.
One of your jokes had three unknown words in it, are you expecting people to read your mind?
I'm sure you can present your future jokes, to have more understanding for more people, you just need to establish who you are talking to.
Good luck with it all, I look forward to reading more of your jokes.
2006-11-30 20:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by DoctressWho 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry but you can't make a joke about anything, and just because it won't make it true or make it an opinion, is the same reason it wont make it funny if the subject matter is wrong !!!!!!!!
2006-12-01 04:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, this time I think you've actually got through to the people who understand where you're coming from. Some of them DO need a sense of humour transplant, but I think you've got lucky with your replies.
2006-11-30 20:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the relation between the teller and receiver(s) so 99% of the time........ no, people wont be able to take a joke.
Yeah, i said 'receivers'. So what!!
2006-11-30 20:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by Orange 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite true...u do have a point there... ev'ry time i try 2 post a joke.. i lose 15 points!! why? coz the ppl screening the questions r idiots!!!
2006-11-30 21:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no people cant handle a joke usually or they cant understand it
2006-11-30 20:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by kingstarsty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋