Dr. Timothy Leary? Why don't you want to be whisked up into the Bamboo Tree of Redemption when his Almighty Yogurtiness comes to punish those who support the Sperm Whale of wickedness? I am praying for all of you to turn from your wicked ways before it is too late!
2006-11-30 12:11:54 · 20 answers · asked by enslavementality 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes peppergirl the holy scriptures of psychedelic panditism are what I have been called to preach by the AlYogurty One Himself ( May his Name be Blessed). Pandesis, Chapter 1, verse 14 states " For the Great Panda so loved the world He instructed the humans of the earth to wear dildo-helmets made from technicolor jello that they shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the Bamboo Tree of Redemption. Book Of Dr. Timothy Verse 1: " You want the key? Stick out your tongue, there's the key to the Universe." See? Dr. Leary, was divinely inspired by the Yogurty One himself! The Panda ( Benidictium Salvator) has commanded us ALL to wear dildo-helmets made from technicolor jello, and Dr. Timothy has given us the key to the Universe. Of the Gentiles it is said "He whose name is not found written on the Graph-paper of life shall be an abomination unto the Panda, and shall be cast into the abyss with the Sperm Whale of Wickedness."
2006-11-30 12:42:28 · update #1
Timothy Leary is one of my idols! Along with Dr. Alexander Shulgin!
(all hail the mighty spermwhale of wickedness)
peace and love,
rob
2006-11-30 12:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am sorry - although I do agree with Dr. Timothy Leary in many ways - I am the high prophet of the church of Scooby-Doo...
As such, I am certainly willing to meet with you for a religious dialogue.... but my church has stood for some twenty years - with even a movie demonstrating the evil of scrappy doo...
Please contact me or my representatives.
Rev. CJ OBrien
2006-11-30 12:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good guy is Tim Learly. He got a few pints in the other day.
It was a great whale, not a sperm whale dude.
Even so, it was hell of night.
2006-11-30 12:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be upon her) is going to throw you and your false god into the great lake of fire. I’ll pray for you.
2006-11-30 12:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All hail Dr. Tim, still peaking obviously.
2006-11-30 12:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you trying to save christians from belief to disbelief, do you come with a book or a sign from god. What is your problem
2006-11-30 12:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's OK..go ahead and make fun...have a good laugh at God's expense.....you will pay for it evenually...so keep on laughing while you can...honey.....have you a high old time now.....because you want be having a good time ,soon!!
2006-11-30 12:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What??? You heretic!!! We Flying Spaghetti Monster pastafaris will burn you at the stake!!! LOL!!!
Cheers! ☺
2006-11-30 12:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Enlighten me now...please
2006-11-30 12:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by pzratnog 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
did you check the expiration date of the yogurt BEFORE you ate it?
2006-11-30 12:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by vanillabeancheesecake37 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋