John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
2006-11-30 09:39:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one always laughing nite nite
2006-11-30 09:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Lloyd (from the other back seat) says:
"Hey John.
You'll not need that $5000 Safe Driver Award as sure you'll have your fifth of our 10 Million Dollar Heist from the bank robbery shoot out up the road and only halve of the notes got covered with the blood of the 35 causalities and don't forget we can also sell the guns and the heroin crack cocaine shipment in the boot."
2006-12-01 04:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Just the kinds things my mates would say if I got stopped.
2006-11-30 23:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....I have never heard that before, talk about a series of unfortunate events, what a night eh?
2006-11-30 11:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what rotten luck the police didn't pull the mafia car tailing them instead 10/10 good nite and keep smiling :-)
2006-11-30 09:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2006-11-30 10:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahah. I've heard this one before, but it's still funny.
2006-11-30 10:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by dookiedookiepooo11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like they got and gave an award..
2006-11-30 10:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-11-30 09:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by hayleynichols88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a cheech and chong movie
2006-11-30 13:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋