I put my head in the oven.. to gas myself...the damn oven was electric... does that mean god didn't want me to die?
2006-11-30 09:37:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
stupid question??? absolutely... what does that say about the people that answer it?
2006-11-30 09:40:32 · update #1
freakykittygoddess......... you offering?? ever heard the expression 'more than you can chew?'...bite me!!!
2006-11-30 09:48:12 · update #2
Clint.. you've always been my hero...I even had a silver stake made, just for you!
2006-11-30 10:26:47 · update #3
This is a stupid question
2006-11-30 09:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by bainyboi245 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The idea of putting your head in a gas oven went out with coal gas. Gas ovens use methane. You could suffocate, but it's not toxic. If you want to kill yourself with a gas oven, you need to light it first.
You're still alive because the devil doesn't want anyone so stupid joining him in Hell.
2006-11-30 09:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice q. nice answer chippy.
god is the oven. the fact that he's electic rather than gas just means he's weaker than himself, as he is all gas ovens also. see? the point i'm trying to make is you should have licked the socket.
2006-11-30 09:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-11-30 09:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It means you have an electric stove. Stand in a bucket of water and stick a screwdriver into the 220v outlet.
2006-11-30 09:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You mean, in order to make sure you don't kill yourself, God made you dumb enough not to know what kind of oven you own?
2006-11-30 13:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by todaywiserthanyesterday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. It just means you're a wally for not checking the instructions on the oven first!!! He he! You're a funny thing...... :)
(I mean instructions for using the oven not killing yourself - last time I checked my oven didn't instruct me on how to efficiently kill myself......................) I'll stop typing now!!!!!
2006-11-30 09:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by Helen B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is an old saying that God protects children and fools.
2006-11-30 09:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you had a gas oven to begin with...no.
But there are other options than suicide.
2006-11-30 09:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by parrotsandgrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just wanted to melt your head, you should have took it out sooner by the look of you
2006-11-30 09:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋