This is from the business law class I audited: WB is Wild Bill the professor conducting the class.
WB: “Anderson, what is a tort?” No reply. WB: “Anderson, speak up!” He looked at his seating chart and notice there were 3 Andersons in the class. “Which Anderson is going to speak?” Silence with the three Andersons shifting in their seats, uncomfortably.
WB: “There was this wood cutter named Anderson who had three sons. One day when they were felling a large tree, it fell the wrong way and the old man ended badly injured, pinned under the tree.
“His sons come rushing up. Old man Anderson knows he won’t last long enough for them to get him to any hospital. So, he say ‘I want to tell you boys something before I die. Your mother and I were never married.’ The boys stood there stunned and said nothing. Finally the old man says “Will one of you illegitimate sons say something?’”
2006-11-30 09:19:54 · 8 answers · asked by Everyman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-30 09:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by bollywoodturtle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-30 17:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋