blonde does diy?

Question

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 quid?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 1

ha ha ha hee hee hee aaaahhhhhh hhhhaaaa hhaa that's a good one.

Answer 2

LOVE them blond jokes, a 7 and thumbs up.

Answer 3

good 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 4

That would not be good!! But it is a very funny joke. Thanks for reminding me not to give paint to my sister!! I wouldn't want her to "paint" my porch/ferrari...

LOL

Answer 5

ahahaha....that's gotta be one of the best blonde jokes I've ever heard! That was top notch!!

Answer 6

never allow blondes 2 do diy, ur just askin 4 trouble!!!

Answer 7

lol, wow. i <3 blonde jokes... and thats kinda sad cuz im blonde... mentally n physically

Answer 8

brillient, 10/10! nice joke! that sounds like somert i would do!

Answer 9

ah the old ones are the best.

Answer 10

hehe