A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili
remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked. "No, help yourself," replied his neighbor. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl. The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."
2006-11-30 08:52:19 · 38 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that's pretty sick..............and funny at the same time................I kind of like those gross things because it's sorta cool..............but then again I get those girl instincts and get creeped out by gross stuff too.
2006-11-30 09:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by amy d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're humorous once you're in an open area wherein the scent can fade away... yet once you're in a closed area, i.e. a motor vehicle, it incredibly is enormously gross. My bf usually has a tendency to choose to fart whilst utilising in his motor vehicle in order that he can chuckle his butt of with my reaction... worse ingredient is that he locks the abode windows. Eww. >.<
2016-12-14 09:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chilli mouse garnished wa puck yum yum very funny joke
2006-11-30 09:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 lmao
2006-11-30 09:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuuuuurrrrggghhhh. I just ate a bar of chocolate, which is now roiling in my stomach...curses be on you!
2006-11-30 09:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross, but brill
2006-11-30 08:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very funny joke...but nasty at the same time
luv u lots
peant
2006-11-30 09:41:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥SUMMERTIME♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....I feel ill....but you HAVE to look even when theres a warning eh ???
but I thought it was superb anyway ...lol
2006-11-30 08:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it's funny but it's gross at the same time.....plz pick me as best amswer plz
2006-11-30 08:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by LJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, sickerning tho but funny lollollol
2006-11-30 08:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by L[dot] DYM3Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋