Any1 know any good ones?
2006-11-30 08:19:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is that a joke lol..
2006-11-30 08:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pat and mick were walking down the high street. Outisde the newsagents was a board, telling of the headlines in the local paper. It said " White English male wanted for rape",
Pat turns to Mick and says "begorrah Mick, those English get all the best jobs".
2006-11-30 16:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by fenlandfowl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pat is walking past Mick's farm when he sees a sign saying "Boat For Sale." "What's all that about?" asks Pat."You've got no boat.All you have is a tractor and a caravan." "I know," says Mick ."And they're boat for sale."
Pat is going through customs in Dublin airport when he's asked to identify a bottle in his luggage."That's holy water I've brought back from Lourdes," said Pat.The customs officer opens it and sniffs it and says,"This smells more like whisky." "Isn't that fantastic!" says Pat."Another bloody miracle!"
Pat and Mick were put in a room to do a written test as part of a job interview.Afterwards the employer announced:"You both got nine out of ten,and you both got the same question wrong.But I'm giving the job to Pat on account of his answer to the question he got wrong.
"That's not fair." protested Mick,"How can his wrong answer be any better than mine?"
The employer replied wearily:"Because to question seven,Pat's answer was "I don't know." "And yours,Mick was "Neither do I."
2006-11-30 19:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pat & Mick were in a bar when the 6' 7" local thug came in. He says ' You're strangers, whats your name'?....'Pat'!..came the reply. The thug punches Pat & says.....'You missed the end off'.....'When I ask anybodys name I want their full name or thats what happens...Now whats your name'.....'Patrick'! he replies.....The thug turns to Mick & says....'You, what's your name'?......'Mickrick, Mickrick'.... Shouts Mick.
2006-11-30 16:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Mullens was in court for non payment of maintenance to his ex wife. The judge decided to increase his wife's allowance. So he told Michael I have decided to increase this allowance and give your wife 50 Pounds per week. Michael replied "you're a gentleman sir, and I might even send her a few bob myself.
2006-11-30 16:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two irish poofs, micheal fits patrick, patrick fits micheal
2006-12-03 13:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by wonderwall222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pat who? benatar?
mick so old, he really old!
sorry...
2006-11-30 16:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Stan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋