Three nuns are killed in an auto wreck. When they reach the golden gates, St. Peter tells them they must answer a biblical question before they can enter heaven.
The first nun is asked who saved all the animals of earth from the flood, and she answered, "That's easy, it was Noah."
Strobe lights flash, sirens wail, horns blow, and bells clang as the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked how many disciples Jesus had, and she answered, "That's easy, there were Twelve."
Strobe lights flash, sirens wail, horns blow, and bells clang as the pearly gates open.
The third nun is asked what Eve said to Adam on their first night on earth, and she answers, "Now that's a hard one,... ."
Strobe lights flash, sirens wail, horns blow, and bells clang as the pearly gates open.
2006-11-30 08:12:03 · 4 answers · asked by Overrated 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not true, but funny.
2006-11-30 08:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!
2006-11-30 16:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it at least
2006-11-30 16:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! ROTFLMAO!!!
2006-11-30 16:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋