Somedays, I just don't know. I mean, for a few years there it was all good. I arranged a few tanker bombings, set up wire transfers from charity fronts, and generally had a blast (no pun intended).
Lately, I've found my enthusiasm slipping. There's no spark, no joy... I was strapping a suicide pack on a 16 year old the other day and thought "is this what I want to be doing for the rest of my life?"
*sigh*
When I was a child, I never played with my friends outdoors. All I would do is paint. Paint and sing. It was my life, my happiness. I was pretty good at football, too. I scored 3 goals in one game during a varsity match one year...
Oh, Yahoo Answers, what should I do?
2006-11-30 08:01:06 · 10 answers · asked by doom4rent 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eh, you're right. You will probably be stuck in middle management forever. It seems that Osama is never going to die and open up the executive position. How good is the Al-Quaeda pension? I would seriously consider talking to your financial planner and preparing for a peaceful retirement to the life of an artist.
Right after you take your thorazine.
2006-11-30 08:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by Wise1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might want to be careful about what you post on the internet. I know you're joking, but Big Brother is right around the corner. There, can you see them? They're over your left shoulder!
Just kidding, your post was funny.
You should probably get into video games. That way, you can vent your steam on something that doesn't cause other people's body parts to go flying(at least real body parts and not pixels on your screen). Have a great one!
2006-11-30 16:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jerrysberries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop confusing football with soccer.
Soccer is a game for Europeans and other less developed people.
2006-11-30 16:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Looks like that paint had some lead in it.
2006-11-30 16:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully not Pray for good things..and worship the trinity.
2006-11-30 16:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suppose you should try to find something to rekindle that old flame and get er done....
2006-11-30 16:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could go off somewhere
2006-11-30 16:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get saved.
2006-11-30 17:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stone yourself to death.
2006-11-30 16:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by Roxton P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hope ur not serious becuz that is so not funny. if ur serious plz stop killing ppl.
2006-11-30 16:03:38 · answer #10 · answered by kimmycat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋