1.You can GET chocolate.
2.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
8.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
9.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
11.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
12.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
13.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
14.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
15.With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
2006-11-30 07:48:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now i know why i keep finding chocolate wrappers all round the house
2006-11-30 23:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
16 Chocolate cannot make you pregnant
2006-11-30 08:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by kenjinuk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about xes with chocolate!! Best of both worlds??
2006-11-30 07:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she comparing chocolate to sex?
2006-11-30 08:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i know for sure which one i would pick at my age definatly the chocolate
2006-11-30 07:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I like that
got my son a chocolate fountain for christmas
2006-11-30 07:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sound like u feeling da brothas.lol. All jokes aside choclate is good.
2006-11-30 07:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With chocolate you dont have to give it a cigarette afterwards
2006-11-30 08:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny made me laugh for a while ;0) give me chocolate now!!!
2006-11-30 08:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by pinky perky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with chocolate you basically could throw the wrapper interior the bin. with intercourse you gotta throw the wrappers and the used condoms interior the bin as nicely. in case you will possibly be able to pay for intercourse chocolate is larger fee-effective
2016-12-10 19:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by claypoole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋